xFranksSelf proclaimed historian, poet and mathematician; xFranks spends his waking hours dividing and equating life's questions. His tales of his intellect and physical prowess will dazzle, amaze and entertain you - or so he claims.
xFranks is the author of the unpublished auto-biography - Sanchez: This Is Not My Name.
From Riverport, Riverport (Riverport declared itself its own country in 1987) Jason brings a sassy subtlety to his sarcastic and sophisticated sense of style. His sultry scribbles will soothe your sensibilities and sunder you with . . . sassafras.
Road Scholar, Road Sage, Road Warrior; Jeramy is none of these things. He does however write or draw something from time to time. Sometimes. . . just sometimes he will post it on this blog. You will not believe how many fucks a man cannot give.
From Lunenburg, Nova Scotia Tylor is a geek. He plays MTG, DND and every other acronym you can think of and plays them all horribly. Sometimes when he is not off in the night fighting for justice he writes for MGD (guy loses his shit for acronyms serious).
The PerrysaurusFor years they had toiled at their dark task. Forbidden words thought lost were uttered as the last sacrifices were made. Once the circle of blood and bodies was completed they began their chant. The growing chorus of profanity opened the gate to the dark realm they sought. Out it stepped forward, the embodiment of their darkest thoughts and innermost fury made flesh... the Perrysaurus.
ZwickHimself
And love said no.
Why does no one ever tell me we are doing these things?
ReplyDeleteLove the bios, awesomely written and well extremely funny too.. ;)
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