As Hollywood and most scientists will agree, the zombie apocalypse is pretty much inevitable. So here are a few hints to survive as learned from Dead Island. Hit the jump for all the tips you need to stay alive.
Energy drinks are the most effective way to stay alive. Chug a few cans back and boom! Good to go! This is obvious though. Have you ever read the back of your Full Throttle or NOS? All those complicated chemicals must heal you. So its time to stock up!
Zombies walk and people lose there sh!t. Its the apocalypse and according to Dead Island all people will become completely useless but you, and now you alone will be the only one capable of doing 90% of everything. So be prepared to be everyone's bitch.
Weapons! Weapons! Weapons! Strapping a car battery to a kitchen knife seems like the most logical thing to do to fight off zombies. Weapons are great, but modified weapons, well that's just smart. Some useful weapon mods picked up in the game should easily be transitioned IRL. Such as flaming wooden baseball bats, electroshock knives, swords, and police batons. The combinations are endless!
Your angry self remembers things far better than the not angry you. The angry you suddenly realizes that it has the most useful weapon capable of killing any zombie in its path without breaking a sweat. Be warned, the moment you return to being cool calm and collective, you're gonna forget about the badassery at your disposal.
In conclusion, the best way to surviving impending doom is to be an over caffeinated, steam punk weapon building, red hot guano son of a bitch.
More life lessons from video games to follow . . .
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