The Most Important Things You'll Learn (Vol. 1, Ep. 1)

Every week on The Most Important Things You'll Learn you'll receive verbal hugs! invaluable life lessons for every facet of your day-to-day.
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Episode 1: Sandwiches


Sandwiches. We all know them. We all love them. If you're reading this and you don`t love sandwiches; your opinion is respected, but it is wrong. If you`re reading this and you don`t know about sandwiches and are just now finding out what you've missed out on all your life, you should also know that Santa Claus is a cultural myth and you were adopted.
The sheer diversity and freedom of choice allowed by such a simple and beautiful form of culinary art speaks for itself. Allow me to prove my point using stunning visual aides:

As one can see on the graph, data collected over a large sample size shows a direct correlation between one's overall happiness and the number of sandwiches consumed. In conclusion: Sandwiches = Happiness. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is science.

Eat more sandwiches.