The Funployment Line part1

For the purposes of this blog, I have remained unemployed Funemployed for sometime. Hit the jump for the first installment of a series that could change your life.

 When the living room becomes your office and the HR department becomes a moot point, pranking becomes the most entertaining option available to you. (It also breaks up the monotony of video games and surfing endless amounts of porn) During my tenure in the FL, I have relied on three main prank formats: The Passive, The Mental, and Long-term Psychological Warfare.

The Passive Prank: pick your target, and change something from there daily life, something that they will notice but not think about right away. Rinse repeat daily. My target for this has been fellow writer xFranks, simply by leaving something outside of his bedroom door every day. A single poker chip, a faded receipt, a foam dart. It's simple, but a great way to pass the time trying to think of objects to make him pick up from the same spot everyday without thinking twice.

The Mental Prank: now this one is fun and I chose the route of memory. I have been randomly picking on targets, especially drunks. During an inebriated conversation, try inserting a random string of words like "watermelon, shark, tumbler." The next day press the target to remember the words and give them a new string of words. The following day ask them what your hands where doing while you said it. The frustration factor of your target is a good 3 minutes of fun.

The Long Term Psychological Warfare Prank:  this takes a lot more time and planning than the rest, but is by far the best and most entertaining prank. Calling in back up is often needed. Thankfully the prank has been completed and now I am able to reveal the master plan. The score, the target was thoughtfully picked, and the rules were decided. Seven weeks of challenges were set out for the participants of the prank to be completed on one target. All the participants were not allowed to reveal or acknowledge any of the challenges or over all prank. here is the break down of the weekly challenges, these are the ones we thought up and chose, but feel free to mix and match, because this prank is by far the most satisfying.

Week 1- Meow, simply adding Meow to as many texts as possible, "hey cant talk meow, call you later"

Week 2- Double messages. You have to throw the target off the scent of the overall prank, so we switched from meow to constantly telling the target their phone is sending multiple messages. Hopefully the target believes it, maybe calls the provider to check what the problem is.... until

Week 3- constantly spelling the targets name wrong. simple yet so annoying.

Week 4- excessive messages. what could be sent in 1 text, send in 3.

Week 5- inserting random numbers, "hey wanna g0 get some 3.14?"

Week 6- CAPS LOCK.

Week 7- Sending the target random messages, and then stating that they were for someone else. This was like fucking Christmas for me! "We can't do this anymore, you're underage." "o shit wrong person." The possibilities are endless.

So try these on your friends and please comment back with some more great ideas! I got a lot of time to kill!   Until next time, I am going for a Funemployed nap...